@Tim Maines for having one of the BEST goose shirts ive seen in a MINUTE rofl story of my life

🍆 I OPENED MY COMMUNITY!!!! WOOO!!! 🍆 In an effort to help people with organic social media, I created a free cinematic community where you 1) 🇯🇵 Get hit by a bus and receive a free ebook about my journey to being unemployed in Japan 2) 🎻 Listen to a Korean String Quartet I recorded play Coldplay as I show myself losing my headphones at a beach. 3) 🏆 Congratulate you for surviving the bus by making it to level 3 by serenading you with a trombone and harp duo. I love you silly gooses and would appreciate any positive vibes you can send towards my space. Love you all and keep Blitzing!!! P.S I got a shirt from my brother for Christmas and it just so happened to be of a goose in jail...LOL

hey crew… how many eggplants do we have in the house? @Benjamin Ross just turned into an eggplant seconds ago! and now tell me, where on earth, is it so easy, to transform your complete identity in seconds? 🥳🤣 (and even without a proper formal freudian session or an advanced surgeon?) Shoutout to @Goose Dunlavey

Personally I can’t stand it anymore. I just post, ghost 👻 and hop back over to Skool! 🙌

BIIIG shoutout to @Michelle McMillionairess ANDDDD a new classroom unlock @ lvl 5 just dropped ANDDDD BIG wingman news tomorrow