š SUPER-HYPE INTRO⦠with an AntiHype soul
Hello Cafevores! āāØ(yes, I put my emojis on porpouse...) Iām Doug ,traveler of the inner cosmos, investor of intentional TIME, and seeker of the sacred triad: Gratitude, Fulfillment⦠and my very confused First Million. For years Iāve been upgrading my identity, repurposing my verbs, and aligning my frequency with the universal Wi-Fi. I told myself: Doug, be wealthy in relationships. Start with the most important one⦠YOU. And yes, I tried. I really, really tried. I even trained my dog to sit in abundance. He just sat. Zero abundance appeared. So here I am, ready to grow, upgrade, elevate, transform, transcend, recalibrate, and possibly even levitate⦠but also fully prepared to admit that sometimes my biggest spiritual achievement is just not yelling at the coffee machine when it malfunctions. If youāre here chasing cash, connection, or cosmic clarity, Iām your guy. If youāre here to do the bare minimum with dignity, Iām also your guy. Excited to be here. Hype on the outside, AntiHype on the inside. Letās see what this journey brews. āšš« (and yes, me again adding the emojis...) Doug, your usless coach