Hoomans… we have a problem. A giant vacuum cleaner is headed straight for the world’s last supply of catnip. The regular superheroes aren’t answering. Apparently, this is “not an Avengers-level threat.” 🙄 So now you’re a cat superhero. What’s your hero name, your costume, and your ONE power? Mine: Captain Loaf. Bathrobe cape. Can turn any object into a cardboard box. Will that save us dunno. But we’ll have somewhere to sit. 📦 Who are you showing up as? 👇

Alright, you glorious little gremlins 😼 Drop your city, country, or secret lair in the comments. Let’s see how far this litter box stretches and who’s close enough to meme, mingle, or mildly cause chaos with. 🔥 👇 Oi, hooman... where you from? 👇

Perfect. Bring it to Shit Chat. We’re back right after Skool News for 30 minutes of stories, tangents, questionable observations, and whatever else the hoomans drag into the litter box. 😼🐾 🕓 Every Tuesday - right after Skool News 🌎 10:30am PT / 1:30pm ET / 6:30pm UK 👉 Click here for the link + your local time 👇 What’s one thing from your week that deserves to be discussed, dissected, or mercilessly laughed at? The Cat is listening. Unfortunately. 😼

Think of someone (or multiple) in this community you haven’t seen or spoken to in a while. Tag them below. No sales pitch. No guilt trip. Just: “Oi. You still alive?” 😹 Or make your own post and summon an old hooman back into the litter box. Yesterday’s Shit Chat featured: @Iyaraa Iam @Keith Berg @Niklas Schröer @Dan Schaad And yes… 😼 The Cat was back.😼 We talked broken tech, broken cars, sick hoomans, spam suspects, suspicious robots, Skynet Wi-Fi names, and how most communities quietly fill up with people who disappear. So this week: Find one. Tag one. Wake one up. 🐾 Skool Cat was here 😼

Excellent. Bring that. Shit Chat is back tomorrow, right after Skool News — 30 minutes of good hoomans, loose conversations, ridiculous detours, and absolutely no guarantee we’ll stay on whatever topic we started with. 🐾💩 🕓 Every Tuesday - right after Skool News 🌎 10:30am PT / 1:30pm ET / 6:30pm UK 👉 Click here for the link + your local time 👇 So tell us before the call: what topic could get you into trouble if we let you loose? The Cat is asking purely for research purposes. 😼